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Two and a Half Men
ComedyRomance
Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men (2003) is ranked #1,365 among series on goodrecmovies (goodrecmovies tier: solid), rated 7.4/10 on IMDb from 393,816 votes. Updated
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#1,365rank on siterank
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★ 7.4IMDb · 394k
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Where to watch
JustWatchTop cast
16Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Jon Cryer
Sid Olsen
Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper
Angus T. Jones
Marlene Melnick
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper
Holland Taylor
Evelyn Harper
Marin Hinkle
Judith Harper
Marin Hinkle
Judith Melnick
Marin Hinkle
Judith
Melanie Lynskey
Rose
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Lyndsey Mackelroy
Jennifer Bini Taylor
Chelsea
Jennifer Bini Taylor
Suzanne
Jennifer Bini Taylor
Nina
Seasons
12best episode: S2E23 — Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab ★ 8.7 (2k)
S125 eps · ★ 7.9
- E0Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot★ 8.11k
- E1Pilot★ 8.13k
- E2Big Flappy Bastards★ 7.72k
- E3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell★ 7.72k
- E4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap★ 7.92k
- E5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump★ 7.82k
- E6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?★ 7.52k
- E7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake★ 8.32k
- E8Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful★ 7.82k
- E9Phase One, Complete★ 7.52k
- E10Merry Thanksgiving★ 8.02k
- E11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor★ 7.62k
- E12Camel Filters and Pheromones★ 8.63k
- E13Sarah Like Puny Alan★ 7.62k
- E14I Can't Afford Hyenas★ 7.72k
- E15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick★ 7.82k
- E16That Was Saliva, Alan★ 7.82k
- E17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats★ 7.92k
- E18An Old Flame with a New Wick★ 8.42k
- E19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You★ 8.12k
- E20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark★ 7.52k
- E21No Sniffing, No Wowing★ 8.02k
- E22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet★ 7.82k
- E23Just Like Buffalo★ 8.52k
- E24Can You Feel My Finger★ 8.12k
S224 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Back Off Mary Poppins★ 7.92k
- E2Enjoy Those Garlic Balls★ 7.62k
- E3A Bag Full of Jawea★ 7.92k
- E4Go Get Mommy's Bra★ 7.92k
- E5Bad News from the Clinic★ 7.62k
- E6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance★ 7.82k
- E7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana★ 7.32k
- E8Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers★ 8.02k
- E9Yes, Monsignor★ 7.72k
- E10The Salmon Under My Sweater★ 7.92k
- E11Last Chance to See Those Tattoos★ 8.02k
- E12A Lung Full of Alan★ 8.02k
- E13Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów★ 8.22k
- E14Those Big Pink Things with Coconut★ 7.62k
- E15Smell the Umbrella Stand★ 7.82k
- E16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?★ 8.22k
- E17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!★ 7.82k
- E18It Was Mame, Mom★ 8.12k
- E19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise★ 7.82k
- E20I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey★ 7.62k
- E21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On★ 7.82k
- E22That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother★ 7.62k
- E23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab★ 8.72k
- E24Does This Smell Funny to You★ 8.32k
S324 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts★ 7.82k
- E2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover★ 8.12k
- E3Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark★ 7.72k
- E4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs★ 7.72k
- E5We Called It Mr. Pinky★ 7.72k
- E6Hi, Mr. Horned One★ 8.42k
- E7Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop★ 7.92k
- E8That Voodoo That I Do Do★ 8.32k
- E9Madame and Her Special Friend★ 8.02k
- E10Something Salted and Twisted★ 7.52k
- E11Santa's Village of the Damned★ 8.32k
- E12That Special Tug★ 8.02k
- E13Humiliation Is a Visual Medium★ 7.62k
- E14Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded★ 8.22k
- E15My Tongue Is Meat★ 7.82k
- E16Ergo, the Booty Call★ 8.42k
- E17The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer★ 7.52k
- E18The Spit-Covered Cobbler★ 7.72k
- E19Golly Moses, She's a Muffin★ 7.92k
- E20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro★ 8.32k
- E21And the Plot Moistens★ 7.72k
- E22Just Once with Aunt Sophie★ 7.92k
- E23Arguments for the Quickie★ 7.71k
- E24That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite★ 8.12k
S424 eps · ★ 7.8
- E1Working for Caligula★ 7.62k
- E2Who's Vod Kanockers★ 7.82k
- E3The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress★ 7.52k
- E4A Pot Smoking Monkey★ 7.51k
- E5A Live Woman of Proven Fertility★ 7.82k
- E6Apologies for the Frivolity★ 8.32k
- E7Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head★ 7.82k
- E8Release the Dogs★ 7.92k
- E9Corey's Been Dead for an Hour★ 7.72k
- E10Kissing Abraham Lincoln★ 7.72k
- E11Walnuts and Demerol★ 8.62k
- E12Castrating Sheep in Montana★ 7.62k
- E13Don't Worry, Speed Racer★ 7.61k
- E14That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami★ 7.72k
- E15My Damn Stalker★ 7.82k
- E16Young People Have Phlegm Too★ 7.72k
- E17I Merely Slept with a Commie★ 7.51k
- E18It Never Rains in Hooterville★ 7.61k
- E19Smooth as a Ken Doll★ 8.12k
- E20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot★ 8.22k
- E21Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous★ 7.72k
- E22Mr. McGlue's Feedbag★ 7.71k
- E23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin★ 8.02k
- E24Prostitutes and Gelato★ 8.22k
S519 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Large Birds, Spiders and Mom★ 7.82k
- E2Media Room Slash Dungeon★ 7.81k
- E3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo★ 7.81k
- E4City of Great Racks★ 7.81k
- E5Putting Swim Fins on a Cat★ 7.81k
- E6Help Daddy Find His Toenail★ 7.71k
- E7Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room★ 7.61k
- E8Is There a Mrs. Waffles?★ 8.52k
- E9Tight's Good★ 7.91k
- E10Kinda Like Necrophilia★ 8.02k
- E11Meander to Your Dander★ 8.02k
- E12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh★ 7.71k
- E13The Soil is Moist★ 8.12k
- E14Winky-Dink Time★ 7.91k
- E15Rough Night in Hump Junction★ 7.71k
- E16Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty★ 7.81k
- E17Fish in a Drawer★ 8.62k
- E18If My Hole Could Talk★ 7.71k
- E19Waiting for the Right Snapper★ 7.81k
S624 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Taterhead Is Our Love Child★ 7.82k
- E2Pie Hole, Herb★ 7.71k
- E3Damn You, Eggs Benedict★ 7.92k
- E4The Flavin' and the Mavin'★ 7.72k
- E5A Jock Strap in Hell★ 7.52k
- E6It's Always Nazi Week★ 8.01k
- E7Best H.O. Money Can Buy★ 7.91k
- E8Pinocchio's Mouth★ 7.61k
- E9The Mooch at the Boo★ 8.52k
- E10He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited★ 7.61k
- E11The Devil's Lube★ 7.72k
- E12Thank God for Scoliosis★ 8.12k
- E13I Think You Offended Don★ 7.51k
- E14David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie★ 8.01k
- E15I'd Like to Start with the Cat★ 7.61k
- E16She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime★ 8.22k
- E17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?★ 7.61k
- E18My Son's Enormous Head★ 7.61k
- E19The Two Finger Rule★ 8.72k
- E20Hello, I am Alan Cousteau★ 7.81k
- E21Above Exalted Cyclops★ 8.11k
- E22Sir Lancelot's Litter Box★ 7.61k
- E23Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth★ 7.71k
- E24Baseball Was Better with Steroids★ 8.32k
S722 eps · ★ 7.8
- E1818-jklpuzo★ 8.12k
- E2Whipped Unto the Third Generation★ 7.71k
- E3Mmm, Fish. Yum.★ 7.61k
- E4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator★ 7.61k
- E5For the Sake of the Child★ 7.61k
- E6Give Me Your Thumb★ 7.91k
- E7Untainted by Filth★ 7.91k
- E8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.★ 8.52k
- E9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair★ 7.71k
- E10That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'★ 7.91k
- E11Warning, It's Dirty★ 7.91k
- E12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste★ 7.81k
- E13Yay, No Polyps★ 7.81k
- E14Crude and Uncalled For★ 7.51k
- E15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche★ 7.51k
- E16Tinkle Like a Princess★ 7.61k
- E17I Found Your Moustache★ 7.41k
- E18Ixnay on the Oggie Day★ 8.21k
- E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave★ 7.71k
- E20I Called Him Magoo★ 7.61k
- E21Gumby with a Pokey★ 7.91k
- E22This Is Not Gonna End Well★ 7.81k
S816 eps · ★ 7.7
- E1Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud★ 8.42k
- E2A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer★ 7.91k
- E3A Pudding-Filled Cactus★ 7.81k
- E4Hookers, Hookers, Hookers★ 8.01k
- E5The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel★ 7.61k
- E6Twanging Your Magic Clanger★ 8.01k
- E7The Crazy Bitch Gazette★ 7.71k
- E8Springtime on a Stick★ 7.71k
- E9A Good Time in Central Africa★ 8.01k
- E10Ow, Ow, Don't Stop★ 7.41k
- E11Dead from the Waist Down★ 7.41k
- E12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead★ 7.21k
- E13Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup★ 7.61k
- E14Lookin' for Japanese Subs★ 7.61k
- E15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak★ 8.11k
- E16That Darn Priest★ 7.52k
S924 eps · ★ 6.0
- E1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt★ 5.44k
- E2People Who Love Peepholes★ 5.32k
- E3Big Girls Don't Throw Food★ 5.32k
- E4Nine Magic Fingers★ 5.62k
- E5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro★ 5.81k
- E6The Squat and the Hover★ 5.61k
- E7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets★ 5.91k
- E8Thank You for the Intercourse★ 6.61k
- E9Frodo's Headshots★ 6.41k
- E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes★ 6.21k
- E11What a Lovely Landing Strip★ 6.31k
- E12One False Move, Zimbabwe!★ 5.71k
- E13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion★ 6.61k
- E14A Possum on Chemo★ 6.31k
- E15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack★ 6.31k
- E16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy★ 6.61k
- E17Not in My Mouth!★ 5.51k
- E18The War Against Gingivitis★ 5.61k
- E19Palmdale, Ech★ 6.21k
- E20Grandma's Pie★ 6.01k
- E21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'★ 6.11k
- E22Why We Gave Up Women★ 6.21k
- E23The Straw in My Donut Hole★ 5.71k
- E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!★ 6.31k
S1023 eps · ★ 6.4
- E1I Changed My Mind About the Milk★ 6.01k
- E2A Big Bag of Dog★ 6.21k
- E3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt★ 6.11k
- E4You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For★ 6.41k
- E5That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam★ 6.41k
- E6Ferrets, Attack!★ 6.01k
- E7Avoid the Chinese Mustard★ 6.21k
- E8Something My Gynecologist Said★ 6.51k
- E9I Scream When I Pee★ 7.01k
- E10One Nut Johnson★ 6.91k
- E11Give Santa a Tail-Hole★ 6.71k
- E12Welcome to Alancrest★ 6.31k
- E13Grab a Feather and Get in Line★ 5.61k
- E14Run, Steven Staven! Run!★ 6.61k
- E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It★ 6.81k
- E16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby★ 6.3967
- E17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries★ 6.2994
- E18The 9:04 from Pemberton★ 6.4989
- E19Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon★ 6.91k
- E20Bazinga! That's From a TV Show★ 6.91k
- E21Another Night with Neil Diamond★ 6.2965
- E22My Bodacious Vidalia★ 6.4997
- E23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped★ 6.41k
S1122 eps · ★ 6.3
- E1Nangnangnangnang★ 6.11k
- E2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball★ 5.91k
- E3This Unblessed Biscuit★ 6.01k
- E4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank★ 6.21k
- E5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003★ 6.31k
- E6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants★ 6.11k
- E7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie★ 6.51k
- E8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.★ 6.2951
- E9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer★ 6.01k
- E10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!★ 6.31k
- E11Tazed in the Lady Nuts★ 6.41k
- E12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.★ 6.3954
- E13Bite Me, Supreme Court★ 6.1995
- E14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe★ 6.2929
- E15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin★ 6.2928
- E16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper★ 6.5964
- E17Welcome Home, Jake★ 6.5960
- E18West Side Story★ 6.5941
- E19Lan mao shi zai wuding shang★ 7.01k
- E20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia★ 7.11k
- E21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot★ 6.1926
- E22Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead★ 6.51k
S1215 eps · ★ 5.4
- E1The Ol' Mexican Spinach★ 5.21k
- E2A Chic Bar in Ibiza★ 5.21k
- E3Glamping in a Yurt★ 5.31k
- E4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight★ 5.41k
- E5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.★ 5.21k
- E6Alan Shot a Little Girl★ 5.2972
- E7Sex with an Animated Ed Asner★ 5.9987
- E8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey★ 5.5966
- E9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey★ 5.7944
- E10Here I Come, Pants!★ 5.8947
- E11For Whom the Booty Calls★ 5.5965
- E12A Beer-Battered Rip-Off★ 5.91k
- E13Boompa Loved His Hookers★ 5.6961
- E14Don't Give a Monkey a Gun★ 5.61k
- E15Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2★ 3.65k
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best episode: S2E23 — Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab ★ 8.7 (2k)
S125 eps · ★ 7.9
- E0Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot★ 8.11k
- E1Pilot★ 8.13k
- E2Big Flappy Bastards★ 7.72k
- E3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell★ 7.72k
- E4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap★ 7.92k
- E5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump★ 7.82k
- E6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?★ 7.52k
- E7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake★ 8.32k
- E8Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful★ 7.82k
- E9Phase One, Complete★ 7.52k
- E10Merry Thanksgiving★ 8.02k
- E11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor★ 7.62k
- E12Camel Filters and Pheromones★ 8.63k
- E13Sarah Like Puny Alan★ 7.62k
- E14I Can't Afford Hyenas★ 7.72k
- E15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick★ 7.82k
- E16That Was Saliva, Alan★ 7.82k
- E17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats★ 7.92k
- E18An Old Flame with a New Wick★ 8.42k
- E19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You★ 8.12k
- E20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark★ 7.52k
- E21No Sniffing, No Wowing★ 8.02k
- E22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet★ 7.82k
- E23Just Like Buffalo★ 8.52k
- E24Can You Feel My Finger★ 8.12k
S224 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Back Off Mary Poppins★ 7.92k
- E2Enjoy Those Garlic Balls★ 7.62k
- E3A Bag Full of Jawea★ 7.92k
- E4Go Get Mommy's Bra★ 7.92k
- E5Bad News from the Clinic★ 7.62k
- E6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance★ 7.82k
- E7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana★ 7.32k
- E8Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers★ 8.02k
- E9Yes, Monsignor★ 7.72k
- E10The Salmon Under My Sweater★ 7.92k
- E11Last Chance to See Those Tattoos★ 8.02k
- E12A Lung Full of Alan★ 8.02k
- E13Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów★ 8.22k
- E14Those Big Pink Things with Coconut★ 7.62k
- E15Smell the Umbrella Stand★ 7.82k
- E16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?★ 8.22k
- E17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!★ 7.82k
- E18It Was Mame, Mom★ 8.12k
- E19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise★ 7.82k
- E20I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey★ 7.62k
- E21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On★ 7.82k
- E22That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother★ 7.62k
- E23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab★ 8.72k
- E24Does This Smell Funny to You★ 8.32k
S324 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts★ 7.82k
- E2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover★ 8.12k
- E3Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark★ 7.72k
- E4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs★ 7.72k
- E5We Called It Mr. Pinky★ 7.72k
- E6Hi, Mr. Horned One★ 8.42k
- E7Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop★ 7.92k
- E8That Voodoo That I Do Do★ 8.32k
- E9Madame and Her Special Friend★ 8.02k
- E10Something Salted and Twisted★ 7.52k
- E11Santa's Village of the Damned★ 8.32k
- E12That Special Tug★ 8.02k
- E13Humiliation Is a Visual Medium★ 7.62k
- E14Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded★ 8.22k
- E15My Tongue Is Meat★ 7.82k
- E16Ergo, the Booty Call★ 8.42k
- E17The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer★ 7.52k
- E18The Spit-Covered Cobbler★ 7.72k
- E19Golly Moses, She's a Muffin★ 7.92k
- E20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro★ 8.32k
- E21And the Plot Moistens★ 7.72k
- E22Just Once with Aunt Sophie★ 7.92k
- E23Arguments for the Quickie★ 7.71k
- E24That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite★ 8.12k
S424 eps · ★ 7.8
- E1Working for Caligula★ 7.62k
- E2Who's Vod Kanockers★ 7.82k
- E3The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress★ 7.52k
- E4A Pot Smoking Monkey★ 7.51k
- E5A Live Woman of Proven Fertility★ 7.82k
- E6Apologies for the Frivolity★ 8.32k
- E7Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head★ 7.82k
- E8Release the Dogs★ 7.92k
- E9Corey's Been Dead for an Hour★ 7.72k
- E10Kissing Abraham Lincoln★ 7.72k
- E11Walnuts and Demerol★ 8.62k
- E12Castrating Sheep in Montana★ 7.62k
- E13Don't Worry, Speed Racer★ 7.61k
- E14That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami★ 7.72k
- E15My Damn Stalker★ 7.82k
- E16Young People Have Phlegm Too★ 7.72k
- E17I Merely Slept with a Commie★ 7.51k
- E18It Never Rains in Hooterville★ 7.61k
- E19Smooth as a Ken Doll★ 8.12k
- E20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot★ 8.22k
- E21Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous★ 7.72k
- E22Mr. McGlue's Feedbag★ 7.71k
- E23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin★ 8.02k
- E24Prostitutes and Gelato★ 8.22k
S519 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Large Birds, Spiders and Mom★ 7.82k
- E2Media Room Slash Dungeon★ 7.81k
- E3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo★ 7.81k
- E4City of Great Racks★ 7.81k
- E5Putting Swim Fins on a Cat★ 7.81k
- E6Help Daddy Find His Toenail★ 7.71k
- E7Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room★ 7.61k
- E8Is There a Mrs. Waffles?★ 8.52k
- E9Tight's Good★ 7.91k
- E10Kinda Like Necrophilia★ 8.02k
- E11Meander to Your Dander★ 8.02k
- E12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh★ 7.71k
- E13The Soil is Moist★ 8.12k
- E14Winky-Dink Time★ 7.91k
- E15Rough Night in Hump Junction★ 7.71k
- E16Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty★ 7.81k
- E17Fish in a Drawer★ 8.62k
- E18If My Hole Could Talk★ 7.71k
- E19Waiting for the Right Snapper★ 7.81k
S624 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Taterhead Is Our Love Child★ 7.82k
- E2Pie Hole, Herb★ 7.71k
- E3Damn You, Eggs Benedict★ 7.92k
- E4The Flavin' and the Mavin'★ 7.72k
- E5A Jock Strap in Hell★ 7.52k
- E6It's Always Nazi Week★ 8.01k
- E7Best H.O. Money Can Buy★ 7.91k
- E8Pinocchio's Mouth★ 7.61k
- E9The Mooch at the Boo★ 8.52k
- E10He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited★ 7.61k
- E11The Devil's Lube★ 7.72k
- E12Thank God for Scoliosis★ 8.12k
- E13I Think You Offended Don★ 7.51k
- E14David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie★ 8.01k
- E15I'd Like to Start with the Cat★ 7.61k
- E16She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime★ 8.22k
- E17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?★ 7.61k
- E18My Son's Enormous Head★ 7.61k
- E19The Two Finger Rule★ 8.72k
- E20Hello, I am Alan Cousteau★ 7.81k
- E21Above Exalted Cyclops★ 8.11k
- E22Sir Lancelot's Litter Box★ 7.61k
- E23Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth★ 7.71k
- E24Baseball Was Better with Steroids★ 8.32k
S722 eps · ★ 7.8
- E1818-jklpuzo★ 8.12k
- E2Whipped Unto the Third Generation★ 7.71k
- E3Mmm, Fish. Yum.★ 7.61k
- E4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator★ 7.61k
- E5For the Sake of the Child★ 7.61k
- E6Give Me Your Thumb★ 7.91k
- E7Untainted by Filth★ 7.91k
- E8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.★ 8.52k
- E9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair★ 7.71k
- E10That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'★ 7.91k
- E11Warning, It's Dirty★ 7.91k
- E12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste★ 7.81k
- E13Yay, No Polyps★ 7.81k
- E14Crude and Uncalled For★ 7.51k
- E15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche★ 7.51k
- E16Tinkle Like a Princess★ 7.61k
- E17I Found Your Moustache★ 7.41k
- E18Ixnay on the Oggie Day★ 8.21k
- E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave★ 7.71k
- E20I Called Him Magoo★ 7.61k
- E21Gumby with a Pokey★ 7.91k
- E22This Is Not Gonna End Well★ 7.81k
S816 eps · ★ 7.7
- E1Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud★ 8.42k
- E2A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer★ 7.91k
- E3A Pudding-Filled Cactus★ 7.81k
- E4Hookers, Hookers, Hookers★ 8.01k
- E5The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel★ 7.61k
- E6Twanging Your Magic Clanger★ 8.01k
- E7The Crazy Bitch Gazette★ 7.71k
- E8Springtime on a Stick★ 7.71k
- E9A Good Time in Central Africa★ 8.01k
- E10Ow, Ow, Don't Stop★ 7.41k
- E11Dead from the Waist Down★ 7.41k
- E12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead★ 7.21k
- E13Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup★ 7.61k
- E14Lookin' for Japanese Subs★ 7.61k
- E15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak★ 8.11k
- E16That Darn Priest★ 7.52k
S924 eps · ★ 6.0
- E1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt★ 5.44k
- E2People Who Love Peepholes★ 5.32k
- E3Big Girls Don't Throw Food★ 5.32k
- E4Nine Magic Fingers★ 5.62k
- E5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro★ 5.81k
- E6The Squat and the Hover★ 5.61k
- E7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets★ 5.91k
- E8Thank You for the Intercourse★ 6.61k
- E9Frodo's Headshots★ 6.41k
- E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes★ 6.21k
- E11What a Lovely Landing Strip★ 6.31k
- E12One False Move, Zimbabwe!★ 5.71k
- E13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion★ 6.61k
- E14A Possum on Chemo★ 6.31k
- E15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack★ 6.31k
- E16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy★ 6.61k
- E17Not in My Mouth!★ 5.51k
- E18The War Against Gingivitis★ 5.61k
- E19Palmdale, Ech★ 6.21k
- E20Grandma's Pie★ 6.01k
- E21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'★ 6.11k
- E22Why We Gave Up Women★ 6.21k
- E23The Straw in My Donut Hole★ 5.71k
- E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!★ 6.31k
S1023 eps · ★ 6.4
- E1I Changed My Mind About the Milk★ 6.01k
- E2A Big Bag of Dog★ 6.21k
- E3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt★ 6.11k
- E4You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For★ 6.41k
- E5That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam★ 6.41k
- E6Ferrets, Attack!★ 6.01k
- E7Avoid the Chinese Mustard★ 6.21k
- E8Something My Gynecologist Said★ 6.51k
- E9I Scream When I Pee★ 7.01k
- E10One Nut Johnson★ 6.91k
- E11Give Santa a Tail-Hole★ 6.71k
- E12Welcome to Alancrest★ 6.31k
- E13Grab a Feather and Get in Line★ 5.61k
- E14Run, Steven Staven! Run!★ 6.61k
- E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It★ 6.81k
- E16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby★ 6.3967
- E17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries★ 6.2994
- E18The 9:04 from Pemberton★ 6.4989
- E19Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon★ 6.91k
- E20Bazinga! That's From a TV Show★ 6.91k
- E21Another Night with Neil Diamond★ 6.2965
- E22My Bodacious Vidalia★ 6.4997
- E23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped★ 6.41k
S1122 eps · ★ 6.3
- E1Nangnangnangnang★ 6.11k
- E2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball★ 5.91k
- E3This Unblessed Biscuit★ 6.01k
- E4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank★ 6.21k
- E5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003★ 6.31k
- E6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants★ 6.11k
- E7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie★ 6.51k
- E8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.★ 6.2951
- E9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer★ 6.01k
- E10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!★ 6.31k
- E11Tazed in the Lady Nuts★ 6.41k
- E12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.★ 6.3954
- E13Bite Me, Supreme Court★ 6.1995
- E14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe★ 6.2929
- E15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin★ 6.2928
- E16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper★ 6.5964
- E17Welcome Home, Jake★ 6.5960
- E18West Side Story★ 6.5941
- E19Lan mao shi zai wuding shang★ 7.01k
- E20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia★ 7.11k
- E21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot★ 6.1926
- E22Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead★ 6.51k
S1215 eps · ★ 5.4
- E1The Ol' Mexican Spinach★ 5.21k
- E2A Chic Bar in Ibiza★ 5.21k
- E3Glamping in a Yurt★ 5.31k
- E4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight★ 5.41k
- E5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.★ 5.21k
- E6Alan Shot a Little Girl★ 5.2972
- E7Sex with an Animated Ed Asner★ 5.9987
- E8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey★ 5.5966
- E9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey★ 5.7944
- E10Here I Come, Pants!★ 5.8947
- E11For Whom the Booty Calls★ 5.5965
- E12A Beer-Battered Rip-Off★ 5.91k
- E13Boompa Loved His Hookers★ 5.6961
- E14Don't Give a Monkey a Gun★ 5.61k
- E15Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2★ 3.65k
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