Two and a Half Men
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genreComedy / Romance
countryUnited States
languageEnglish
release year2003 – 2015 (completed)
seasons12
episodes262
rank#18,411
tiersolid
★ 7.4IMDb · 389k
56.8GRM
#18,411rank
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Overview
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Seasons
12best episode: S2E23 — Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab ★ 8.7 (2k)
S125 eps · ★ 7.9
- E0Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot★ 8.11k
- E1Pilot★ 8.13k
- E2Big Flappy Bastards★ 7.72k
- E3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell★ 7.72k
- E4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap★ 7.92k
- E5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump★ 7.82k
- E6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?★ 7.52k
- E7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake★ 8.32k
- E8Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful★ 7.82k
- E9Phase One, Complete★ 7.52k
- E10Merry Thanksgiving★ 8.02k
- E11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor★ 7.62k
- E12Camel Filters and Pheromones★ 8.63k
- E13Sarah Like Puny Alan★ 7.62k
- E14I Can't Afford Hyenas★ 7.72k
- E15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick★ 7.82k
- E16That Was Saliva, Alan★ 7.82k
- E17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats★ 7.92k
- E18An Old Flame with a New Wick★ 8.42k
- E19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You★ 8.12k
- E20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark★ 7.52k
- E21No Sniffing, No Wowing★ 8.02k
- E22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet★ 7.82k
- E23Just Like Buffalo★ 8.52k
- E24Can You Feel My Finger★ 8.12k
S224 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Back Off Mary Poppins★ 7.92k
- E2Enjoy Those Garlic Balls★ 7.62k
- E3A Bag Full of Jawea★ 7.92k
- E4Go Get Mommy's Bra★ 7.92k
- E5Bad News from the Clinic★ 7.62k
- E6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance★ 7.82k
- E7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana★ 7.32k
- E8Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers★ 8.02k
- E9Yes, Monsignor★ 7.72k
- E10The Salmon Under My Sweater★ 7.92k
- E11Last Chance to See Those Tattoos★ 8.02k
- E12A Lung Full of Alan★ 8.02k
- E13Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów★ 8.22k
- E14Those Big Pink Things with Coconut★ 7.62k
- E15Smell the Umbrella Stand★ 7.82k
- E16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?★ 8.22k
- E17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!★ 7.82k
- E18It Was Mame, Mom★ 8.12k
- E19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise★ 7.82k
- E20I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey★ 7.62k
- E21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On★ 7.82k
- E22That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother★ 7.62k
- E23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab★ 8.72k
- E24Does This Smell Funny to You★ 8.32k
S324 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts★ 7.82k
- E2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover★ 8.12k
- E3Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark★ 7.72k
- E4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs★ 7.72k
- E5We Called It Mr. Pinky★ 7.72k
- E6Hi, Mr. Horned One★ 8.42k
- E7Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop★ 7.92k
- E8That Voodoo That I Do Do★ 8.32k
- E9Madame and Her Special Friend★ 8.02k
- E10Something Salted and Twisted★ 7.52k
- E11Santa's Village of the Damned★ 8.32k
- E12That Special Tug★ 8.02k
- E13Humiliation Is a Visual Medium★ 7.62k
- E14Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded★ 8.22k
- E15My Tongue Is Meat★ 7.82k
- E16Ergo, the Booty Call★ 8.42k
- E17The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer★ 7.52k
- E18The Spit-Covered Cobbler★ 7.71k
- E19Golly Moses, She's a Muffin★ 7.92k
- E20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro★ 8.32k
- E21And the Plot Moistens★ 7.72k
- E22Just Once with Aunt Sophie★ 7.91k
- E23Arguments for the Quickie★ 7.71k
- E24That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite★ 8.12k
S424 eps · ★ 7.8
- E1Working for Caligula★ 7.62k
- E2Who's Vod Kanockers★ 7.82k
- E3The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress★ 7.52k
- E4A Pot Smoking Monkey★ 7.51k
- E5A Live Woman of Proven Fertility★ 7.82k
- E6Apologies for the Frivolity★ 8.32k
- E7Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head★ 7.82k
- E8Release the Dogs★ 7.92k
- E9Corey's Been Dead for an Hour★ 7.72k
- E10Kissing Abraham Lincoln★ 7.72k
- E11Walnuts and Demerol★ 8.62k
- E12Castrating Sheep in Montana★ 7.61k
- E13Don't Worry, Speed Racer★ 7.61k
- E14That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami★ 7.72k
- E15My Damn Stalker★ 7.82k
- E16Young People Have Phlegm Too★ 7.72k
- E17I Merely Slept with a Commie★ 7.51k
- E18It Never Rains in Hooterville★ 7.61k
- E19Smooth as a Ken Doll★ 8.12k
- E20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot★ 8.22k
- E21Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous★ 7.71k
- E22Mr. McGlue's Feedbag★ 7.71k
- E23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin★ 8.02k
- E24Prostitutes and Gelato★ 8.22k
S519 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Large Birds, Spiders and Mom★ 7.82k
- E2Media Room Slash Dungeon★ 7.81k
- E3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo★ 7.81k
- E4City of Great Racks★ 7.81k
- E5Putting Swim Fins on a Cat★ 7.81k
- E6Help Daddy Find His Toenail★ 7.71k
- E7Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room★ 7.61k
- E8Is There a Mrs. Waffles?★ 8.52k
- E9Tight's Good★ 7.91k
- E10Kinda Like Necrophilia★ 8.02k
- E11Meander to Your Dander★ 8.01k
- E12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh★ 7.71k
- E13The Soil is Moist★ 8.12k
- E14Winky-Dink Time★ 7.91k
- E15Rough Night in Hump Junction★ 7.71k
- E16Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty★ 7.81k
- E17Fish in a Drawer★ 8.62k
- E18If My Hole Could Talk★ 7.71k
- E19Waiting for the Right Snapper★ 7.81k
S624 eps · ★ 7.9
- E1Taterhead Is Our Love Child★ 7.82k
- E2Pie Hole, Herb★ 7.71k
- E3Damn You, Eggs Benedict★ 7.91k
- E4The Flavin' and the Mavin'★ 7.72k
- E5A Jock Strap in Hell★ 7.52k
- E6It's Always Nazi Week★ 8.01k
- E7Best H.O. Money Can Buy★ 7.91k
- E8Pinocchio's Mouth★ 7.71k
- E9The Mooch at the Boo★ 8.52k
- E10He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited★ 7.61k
- E11The Devil's Lube★ 7.71k
- E12Thank God for Scoliosis★ 8.11k
- E13I Think You Offended Don★ 7.51k
- E14David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie★ 8.01k
- E15I'd Like to Start with the Cat★ 7.61k
- E16She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime★ 8.22k
- E17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?★ 7.61k
- E18My Son's Enormous Head★ 7.61k
- E19The Two Finger Rule★ 8.72k
- E20Hello, I am Alan Cousteau★ 7.81k
- E21Above Exalted Cyclops★ 8.11k
- E22Sir Lancelot's Litter Box★ 7.61k
- E23Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth★ 7.71k
- E24Baseball Was Better with Steroids★ 8.32k
S722 eps · ★ 7.8
- E1818-jklpuzo★ 8.12k
- E2Whipped Unto the Third Generation★ 7.71k
- E3Mmm, Fish. Yum.★ 7.61k
- E4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator★ 7.61k
- E5For the Sake of the Child★ 7.61k
- E6Give Me Your Thumb★ 7.91k
- E7Untainted by Filth★ 7.91k
- E8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.★ 8.52k
- E9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair★ 7.71k
- E10That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'★ 7.91k
- E11Warning, It's Dirty★ 7.91k
- E12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste★ 7.81k
- E13Yay, No Polyps★ 7.81k
- E14Crude and Uncalled For★ 7.51k
- E15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche★ 7.51k
- E16Tinkle Like a Princess★ 7.61k
- E17I Found Your Moustache★ 7.41k
- E18Ixnay on the Oggie Day★ 8.21k
- E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave★ 7.71k
- E20I Called Him Magoo★ 7.61k
- E21Gumby with a Pokey★ 7.91k
- E22This Is Not Gonna End Well★ 7.81k
S816 eps · ★ 7.7
- E1Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud★ 8.42k
- E2A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer★ 7.91k
- E3A Pudding-Filled Cactus★ 7.81k
- E4Hookers, Hookers, Hookers★ 8.01k
- E5The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel★ 7.61k
- E6Twanging Your Magic Clanger★ 8.01k
- E7The Crazy Bitch Gazette★ 7.71k
- E8Springtime on a Stick★ 7.71k
- E9A Good Time in Central Africa★ 8.01k
- E10Ow, Ow, Don't Stop★ 7.41k
- E11Dead from the Waist Down★ 7.41k
- E12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead★ 7.21k
- E13Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup★ 7.61k
- E14Lookin' for Japanese Subs★ 7.61k
- E15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak★ 8.11k
- E16That Darn Priest★ 7.52k
S924 eps · ★ 6.0
- E1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt★ 5.44k
- E2People Who Love Peepholes★ 5.32k
- E3Big Girls Don't Throw Food★ 5.32k
- E4Nine Magic Fingers★ 5.62k
- E5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro★ 5.81k
- E6The Squat and the Hover★ 5.61k
- E7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets★ 5.91k
- E8Thank You for the Intercourse★ 6.61k
- E9Frodo's Headshots★ 6.41k
- E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes★ 6.21k
- E11What a Lovely Landing Strip★ 6.31k
- E12One False Move, Zimbabwe!★ 5.71k
- E13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion★ 6.61k
- E14A Possum on Chemo★ 6.31k
- E15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack★ 6.31k
- E16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy★ 6.61k
- E17Not in My Mouth!★ 5.51k
- E18The War Against Gingivitis★ 5.61k
- E19Palmdale, Ech★ 6.21k
- E20Grandma's Pie★ 6.01k
- E21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'★ 6.11k
- E22Why We Gave Up Women★ 6.21k
- E23The Straw in My Donut Hole★ 5.71k
- E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!★ 6.31k
S1023 eps · ★ 6.4
- E1I Changed My Mind About the Milk★ 6.11k
- E2A Big Bag of Dog★ 6.21k
- E3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt★ 6.11k
- E4You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For★ 6.41k
- E5That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam★ 6.41k
- E6Ferrets, Attack!★ 6.01k
- E7Avoid the Chinese Mustard★ 6.31k
- E8Something My Gynecologist Said★ 6.51k
- E9I Scream When I Pee★ 7.01k
- E10One Nut Johnson★ 6.91k
- E11Give Santa a Tail-Hole★ 6.71k
- E12Welcome to Alancrest★ 6.31k
- E13Grab a Feather and Get in Line★ 5.61k
- E14Run, Steven Staven! Run!★ 6.61k
- E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It★ 6.81k
- E16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby★ 6.3957
- E17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries★ 6.2984
- E18The 9:04 from Pemberton★ 6.4979
- E19Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon★ 6.91k
- E20Bazinga! That's From a TV Show★ 6.91k
- E21Another Night with Neil Diamond★ 6.2954
- E22My Bodacious Vidalia★ 6.4984
- E23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped★ 6.41k
S1122 eps · ★ 6.3
- E1Nangnangnangnang★ 6.11k
- E2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball★ 5.91k
- E3This Unblessed Biscuit★ 6.0997
- E4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank★ 6.21k
- E5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003★ 6.3990
- E6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants★ 6.11k
- E7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie★ 6.51k
- E8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.★ 6.2938
- E9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer★ 6.01k
- E10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!★ 6.31k
- E11Tazed in the Lady Nuts★ 6.41k
- E12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.★ 6.3943
- E13Bite Me, Supreme Court★ 6.1985
- E14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe★ 6.2918
- E15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin★ 6.2917
- E16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper★ 6.5953
- E17Welcome Home, Jake★ 6.6949
- E18West Side Story★ 6.5929
- E19Lan mao shi zai wuding shang★ 7.11k
- E20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia★ 7.11k
- E21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot★ 6.1915
- E22Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead★ 6.51k
S1215 eps · ★ 5.4
- E1The Ol' Mexican Spinach★ 5.21k
- E2A Chic Bar in Ibiza★ 5.21k
- E3Glamping in a Yurt★ 5.41k
- E4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight★ 5.51k
- E5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.★ 5.2996
- E6Alan Shot a Little Girl★ 5.2961
- E7Sex with an Animated Ed Asner★ 5.9977
- E8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey★ 5.5954
- E9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey★ 5.7932
- E10Here I Come, Pants!★ 5.8936
- E11For Whom the Booty Calls★ 5.5956
- E12A Beer-Battered Rip-Off★ 5.9992
- E13Boompa Loved His Hookers★ 5.6950
- E14Don't Give a Monkey a Gun★ 5.61k
- E15Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2★ 3.75k
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